When Violence is the Answer – Part 1

When you put your snack in the fridge only to find a dental formula imprinted on it, then put back in place.
When a stranger sits next to you on public transport but keeps dozing off onto your shoulder with saliva oozing out.
When you notice your child seated with their friends, sniggering during a quiet moment in church or at the mosque.
When your friend/sibling always goes back to an abusive partner to whom they are not even married, and then they repeatedly come to you for advice.
When you have clearly and distinctly heard your friend fart near you, and they start pointing to you as the culprit na uko karibu na your crush.
When you and your friend are invited to someone’s home, then they ask you if you have eaten, your friend jeopardises it by saying, “Yes, we have.” I mean the audacity.
When you lend your sibling/friend your perfume, and they start spraying everywhere aimlessly as if they are aiming to kill a fly.
When you decide to treat yourself to some fine dining at a restaurant, only for them to serve you two teaspoons of food, followed by an outrageous bill.
When someone loudly chews their food close to you and then proceeds to loudly lick their fingers with food bits everywhere.
When someone borrows your bottle of water and then back washes it for you to finish the remainder.

By The Tazmanian Angel

By Evolve Media